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Wednesday, August 18th 2004
The latest Dachsund story concerns the famous and
controversial "Dachsund Meetup Day." The event is scheduled for August 21st, in Suffolk County Long Island. However,
it has been reported that Derrie Mae and Spanky will not be attending the event, due to their master's overwhelming fears
the pups may become overly excited and/or frightened, and may growl and bark excessively at other small Doxies and their owners.
Many sources have agreed with the wise decision made by Veto and
Suswan. It would be quite deterimental for an innocent Doxie to witness one of Derri Mae's ferocious
and infinite barking episodes. Humans and Pups alike have reported instances of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder after observing
Cases of "Derri Induced Post Trauma Disorder" (DIPTD)
have been seen in the United States and Germany. Humans are said to develop a fear of "small red creatures," while dogs
may be afflicted with "puppy nightmares." However, it must be noted that many experts strongly believe cases of DIPTD
involving "puppy nightmares" may not be a direct result of the Disorder; rather the pups are actually suffering from "nightmares
of fighting off other sibling in an attempt to get milk from the mother's teet."